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The god of squirrels, he has 20 sniper squirrels protecting him at all times and has a buff squirrel human hybrid bodyguard named Gerkenly
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Golgotha Shocker
What Doubting Thomas did with his other hand. The act of digitally outraging the cloacal vent while simultaneously probing a wound to distract the patient in lieu of anesthesia.
The Paramedics gave the injured motorcyclist a very rough Golgotha Shocker when applying traction to his compound fracture.
Golgotha Shocker by Honda.Supercub November 11, 2014
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Golgermosher
Slang (Noun): (Traveller & Romani Community, UK & Eire) - 1: Anyone committing an act with the express intent of upsetting or damaging community relations between householders and the Gypsy/Romani/Traveller community:
2: Any person who has a dislike of the Gypsy or Traveller community and wishes to cause them harm.
2: Any person who has a dislike of the Gypsy or Traveller community and wishes to cause them harm.
"We'd parked up on a field for the night, when a group of Golgermoshers have turned up and started kicking hell out of us."
Golgermosher by Charles Faulkner November 11, 2007
Golgasm
Noun:1. The intense orgasmic feeling one achieves after scoring a goal.
2. The reaction to the act of scoring a goal in futbol or soccer in which one immediatly starts running around the field with his or her arms and mouth wide open. The crowd and announcer often will yell 'GOL!!!!!!!!'. Golgasms can last from 30 seconds to 10 minutes depending on the person and team scoring the goal.
Adverb-Golgasmic
Plural- Golgasms or Multiple Golgasms if more than 1 goal was scored.
2. The reaction to the act of scoring a goal in futbol or soccer in which one immediatly starts running around the field with his or her arms and mouth wide open. The crowd and announcer often will yell 'GOL!!!!!!!!'. Golgasms can last from 30 seconds to 10 minutes depending on the person and team scoring the goal.
Adverb-Golgasmic
Plural- Golgasms or Multiple Golgasms if more than 1 goal was scored.
Crowd: "Gollllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!"
John (American who doesnt watch soccer): Whats everybody doing?
Shahin: They're having a golgasm!
Sean: "So what did it feel like after scoring that goal?"
Sob: "GOLGASMIC!"
Sob: "I just had a golgasm!"
Damon: "How'd it feel?"
Sob: "Well I after I scored the goal, I got this warm feeling in my shorts, it was great!"
John (American who doesnt watch soccer): Whats everybody doing?
Shahin: They're having a golgasm!
Sean: "So what did it feel like after scoring that goal?"
Sob: "GOLGASMIC!"
Sob: "I just had a golgasm!"
Damon: "How'd it feel?"
Sob: "Well I after I scored the goal, I got this warm feeling in my shorts, it was great!"
Golgatha
'Skull Place', otherwise known as calvary hill, it was the place where Christ and other more deserving criminals were taken to be crucified or otherwise simply executed.
Golgatha by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005