Golf balls in carrier bags 

1.) a white dimpled ball used in the gentlemans game of Golf placed in an empty plastic bag used for carrying food to ones car from the supermarket.

2.) a womans norks that are very droopy and unattractive. Can be the result of a unit losing a lot of weight or just generally nasty swingers.

Baggers: How'd you get on with that bird last night webbo? Get any change out of her?

Weboo: Nah, I packed up my balls and left after she took her top off.

Baggers: Rancid cans?

Webbo: Yeah, golf balls in carrier bags mate.

Golf balls in carrier bags by Baggers80 September 2, 2010

Hit Golf Balls 

Slang for jerking off, ambiguous enough so your girl won't figure it out

I hit golf balls in the shower this morning.

Hit Golf Balls by Adam32 July 26, 2007

Orange golf balls 

20 mills of addy IR

I need some orange golf balls to help me make it through my 18 page paper due in chemistry.

Orange golf balls by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022

suck a golf ball through a garden hose 

Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

suck a golf ball through a garden hose by zerglegacy February 26, 2017

A face like a half-chewed golf ball.

To be riddled with acne.

And chalk skin.

And scars all over the place.

Nice.

Girl 1.That Aidyn's nice, in't he?

Girl 2. Na way! He's got a face like a half chewed golf ball!

A face like a half-chewed golf ball. by Biafra J July 11, 2004

golf ball

white dented spherical object designed to be smacked as hard as you can with an elongated titanium thing

john warren dropped his golf ball and i picked it up and he didnt even say thank you, cunt

golf ball by john_warren_is_a_cunt May 5, 2005

Golf Ball Arse 

To describe a person who arse is that riddles with celulite that it looks like a golf ball.

jose : oi bro check out that bitches arse

adam : na bro thats a golf ball arse check out all the celulite

Golf Ball Arse by wodawick November 22, 2009