Goldwasm

What happens when anything Ben Goldwasser related occurs.

Friend: OMG I LOVE ANDREW VANWYNGARDEN SO MUCH!!!! I'm VanWyngasming so much!

You: Yeah, he's pretty sexy, but I just can't get over Beno. Every time I see a Ben Goldwasser picture, I TOTALLY have a complete Goldwasm.

Friend: Wow, that sounds really hot.

Goldwasm by casslee94 July 28, 2010

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Ben Goldwasser

the other half of the brilliant psych-pop band MGMT. he is totally underrated and often overlooked.

girl#1: hey! I'm going to an MGMT concert this weekend want to come?

girl#2: OMG YES I AM A HUGE FAN ANDREW VANWYNGARDEN IS SO HOT OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

girl#1: Ben Goldwasser is pretty sexy himself you know

girl#2: who? I only know who Andrew is.

girl#1: .....yeah. you're really a huge fan huh.

Ben Goldwasser by fourwingeddinosaur February 12, 2009

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Ben Goldwasser

One half of the world renown band, MGMT.

He plays the keyboards, synthesizer, and does back-up vocals. During interviews, he is often quiet, calm, and modest and comes off as a very intelligent and intellectual person. He is referred to as the 'spontaneously practical' one. He also has amazing style and is very handsome with some of his best features being is lush chocolate curls and deep brown eyes.

Girl 1: OMG, I got tickets to see MGMT!!!
Girl 2:No way! I am so jealous! Ben Goldwasser is so talented; hes my synth hero!

Girl 1: I know, he's so charming and has AH-MAZING hair. I just wanna take a nap in it!

Ben Goldwasser by ssela December 28, 2009

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Goldwasser

In 1689-1690 King Esophies ruled over northern-Trastevere. He was known for and also expelled of his power for his lisp.

In his 1.5 years of rule, he had two biggest achivements. One being the Palatino Bridge, which is still standing today. Yet he is more famous for individually watching over all of his gold cleaners.

He names the gang of cleaners "Goldwassers", this is today thought to be due to his lisp.

The term is now rarely used.

King Esophies' Goldwassers found a goldern box, within the box, a Conan O'Brien.

Goldwasser by Dr Quentin Q. Quinn April 5, 2005

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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