goldfish memory

When youre so high that u forget anything that happened within the last 15 seconds.

guy 1: Dude im so high right now....

guy 2: hey wait a sec....

guy 2: oh nevermind i forgot...its that goldfish memory

guy 1: its what?

guy 2: i just told u about it 20 seconds ago

goldfish memory by christian_cain January 30, 2008

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Goldfish Memory

Bad memory, forgetful

I have goldfish memory, I only retain information for 5 seconds, then it is ... what was I saying?

Goldfish Memory by anonymous February 1, 2022

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goldfish memory

the worst memory possible. Goldfishes have 1-10 second memory loss

the dumbest student e v e r: hey did you study for the test tomorrow? I didn't I have goldfish memory.
An average student: dude its not a test AN EXAM
the dumbest student e v e r: wait what. we have exams this week

goldfish memory by lunamoona457 January 13, 2024

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GoldFish Memory Emo

When someone says something you don't understand. When you complain about things then don't know what the other person is trying to say.

"Ugh Haley and Chloe. I just can't with you GoldFish Memory emos" -oscar

GoldFish Memory Emo by GOD AND MOSES November 6, 2017

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Memory of a goldfish

(Mémoire d'un poisson rouge en français): having a memory so poor and atrocious that lol goldfish can do better.

If you're not cognitively struggling but still have a poor memory, you have the memory of a goldfish

Memory of a goldfish by Uncle Dimma April 10, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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