WHen you're fucking a chick doggie style, and you start nawing on her back, and you piss inside of her.
Since I couldn't piss into my loafer, I gave dat chick a golden gopher.
by ade2 November 11, 2007
When a dude with a 2" pencil dick creams his shorts moments before scoring with a hot chick.
My dickhead neighbor was ready to commence a threesome with Sophia Vargara and Jessica Biel when he Golden Gophered down his leg,
by GopherHaze May 12, 2016