Goldbloom 

A tall hipster faggot who thinks he has friends.

"Man, Goldbloom's such a faggot."

Goldbloom by goldbloom August 20, 2013

Goldbloomin' 

A creepy man at a bar/party/gala who stands to the side and who be giving yo chickens them freak nasty looks, as if to say "Ima steal yo chickens." Man may or may not resemble Jeff Goldblum

Man, we went to this bar the other night, and Mike was totally Goldbloomin'.

Goldbloomin' by Raehl Me June 22, 2006

Goldbloom bitch

They type of bitch who you could self diagnose upon first glance one of the highest ranking in the bitch category. If someone ever calls you a Goldbloom bitch you have no choice but to beat their ass or else you are in fact a Goldbloom bitch

I Called these pussies a bunch of Goldbloom bitches and they're still in denial

Goldbloom bitch by SlinkyDick July 3, 2022

goldbloom bitch

The type of bitch that you could self diagnose upon first glance, one of the highest ranking in the bitch category. If you ever get called a goldbloom bitch and it's not hands on sight then you are in fact a goldbloom bitch.

I called that kid a goldbloom bitch and he didn't do shit about it, what a fuckin pussy.

goldbloom bitch by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 4, 2022

goldbloom bitch

This ponyboy bitch blossomed into a tender love, and pocket holding pussy at a young age, and soon developed into a shiny, freshly coated cumsock. Good for nothing more than being a first class, gold metal bitch.

"Take a look at this goldbloom bitch" "I need me a goldbloom bitch"

goldbloom bitch by TheUncutPimp December 1, 2022