Gold Moment 

Something so mind bogglingly stupid, retarded or wrong that it short circuits your brain.

That was a Gold Moment right there.

Gold Moment by Necron Overlord of Cheese March 29, 2023

gold moment 

when blake farted in class... oh that was gold.

there was a movie playing in class and .. bam! a doubble wammy fart

gold moment by kev the king October 12, 2003

black and gold moment 

when you want to be with your partner instead of being where you are.

as sung by sam sparro

tom: later guys, i want to go home and see emma
lee:you having a black and gold moment?
or
james: i miss her so much, hate these black and gold moments...

black and gold moment by the grim reaper's valentine June 8, 2009

lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!

lead-plated-gold moment by Dr. WubWub March 5, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004