Gold Moment

Something so mind bogglingly stupid, retarded or wrong that it short circuits your brain.

That was a Gold Moment right there.

Gold Moment by Necron Overlord of Cheese March 29, 2023

gold moment

when blake farted in class... oh that was gold.

there was a movie playing in class and .. bam! a doubble wammy fart

gold moment by kev the king October 12, 2003

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black and gold moment

when you want to be with your partner instead of being where you are.

as sung by sam sparro

tom: later guys, i want to go home and see emma
lee:you having a black and gold moment?
or
james: i miss her so much, hate these black and gold moments...

black and gold moment by the grim reaper's valentine June 8, 2009

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lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!

lead-plated-gold moment by Dr. WubWub March 5, 2015

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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