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Sam Golbach 

Sam Golbach is a cute boy with beautiful blue eyes from Kansas. He ghost hunts places with his best friends Colby Brock, Corey Scherer, and Jake Webber. He and his best friend grew fame from vine. He used to live in a house with 5 roommates, they called their house the trap house.
My friend: he is the cutest, palest, boy ever!
Me: Oh you must be talking about Sam Golbach
Sam Golbach by Iamqueer426 August 14, 2019
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sam golbach 

you cannot put a definition to this man! he’s just everything more than words can describe. what a perfect hooman.
oh look, sam golbach.. the sexiest man alive
Originated in Bengali, literally meaning the colour Pink. Usually means a vibrant and charming girl.
You know what, Sara is the absolute opposite of Golapi.
Golapi by localtalk March 12, 2020

sam golbach 

the literal cutest person to ever exist, once you watch his videos your heart will explode into this; πŸ’•πŸ’“πŸ’žπŸ’˜πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’žπŸ’˜πŸ’“πŸ’—πŸ’•πŸ’• πŸ’•πŸ’žπŸ’˜πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’˜πŸ’žπŸ’“πŸ’“πŸ’“πŸ’–πŸ’•πŸ’πŸ’–πŸ’πŸ’“
friend 1; hey you heard of sam golbach?
friend 2; yeah he makes my heart explodeπŸ’•πŸ’˜
the space between the eyes and slighty above the nose
I heard that Dan licked Phils glabella yesterday.

Goldberg's Law

When an individual criticizes whites as a whole, or utters the phrase "fellow white people", and they turn out to be a Jew.
1: Fellow white people we need to recognize all the evil that we have done to others throughout history.
2: They're a jew, another classic case of Goldberg's Law
Goldberg's Law by TexasPagan July 4, 2020