Sam Golbach is a cute boy with beautiful blue eyes from Kansas. He ghost hunts places with his best friends Colby Brock, Corey Scherer, and Jake Webber. He and his best friend grew fame from vine. He used to live in a house with 5 roommates, they called their house the trap house.
My friend: he is the cutest, palest, boy ever!
Me: Oh you must be talking about Sam Golbach
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you cannot put a definition to this man! heโ€™s just everything more than words can describe. what a perfect hooman.
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friend 1; hey you heard of sam golbach?
friend 2; yeah he makes my heart explode๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’˜
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samโ€™s nipples are at least nob existing. with the size of at 1/2 a centimeter, iโ€™ve had mosquito bites larger than them. we love you sam! and your tiny nips
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