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GoKart Position 

When in doggy position, the giver grabs onto their hair and places both feet in front of their knees... and pretends to ride a go kart, probably not the smoothest road, or slow

one hand can hold their hair, other can grab their arm or fish hook them as to engage the shifter
GoKart Position aka Derby style position Racing

So what are you doing for your honeymoon?

We plan on GoKarting...

Wanna race?

Only if it means were taking our wives GoKarting
Have you seen gas prices, of course thats what i meant, you really think i meant race racing?

( couples GoKart together)

Nascar, would be the orgy version of GoKarting

Rally car racing is the group version

Demolition derby when things get out of control in a variety of ways... Good, Bad, and ugly , usually good with FF action

AKA Derby Racing your wife except simulating horse racing
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A gogart is a catchy phrase that is used to describe someone that looks like an ogre.
Steve is a huge dude, he looks like Lenny from of Mice and Men, what a gogart son of a bitch.
gogart by Dudemannnn May 27, 2014

go kart soccer

A sport invented by Rob Dyrdek and Steve Berra. It is where you simply use go karts to hit a soccer ball into the goal. It is the coolest sport ever made.
Hey Doug, do you want to play some Go Kart Soccer?
Yeah, let me go get my go Kart!
go kart soccer by buttlover1 January 31, 2014

Lark on my go-kart 

Asher Roth Song

There have been lyric mis-prints thinking he says:
"You can take a palsky, imma take lark on my go-kart"

BUT:

It's reffering to Saved By The Bell Characters Kelly Kapowski and Lark Voorhies judging by the music video.
You can take Kapowski
Imma take Lark on my go-kart
Lark on my go-kart by twisk4 June 24, 2009

granny go-kart 

One of those small electric cars that are available for decrepit people to drive around grocery stores.
Gertrude pimped out her granny go-kart
granny go-kart by Leigh Prince November 9, 2005
A relatively small, four wheeled device powered by a rather loud and environmentally unhealthy engine. These vehicles are usually driven by children, but sometimes by fun-loving adults. Driving them often results in confrontation with cops and/or a$$ hole neighbors.
Cop: Im sorry son, Im gonna have to confiscate your go kart.

Child: F*&K YOU!
go kart by dc4894 July 29, 2010
When a man is driving his car and leans his seat back to approx. 180 degrees; lying on his back (naked) and keeping his foot pressured on the gas pedal. His wife, or partner unbuckles herself from the passenger seat, gets naked, hops into the drivers seat and mounts her partners cock with her back to his face. She steers, and honks the horn while riding him (and shifting if in a standard). As he is about to blow it, she shifts into neutral, and he revs the engine. This provides pleasure for both the male and the female, and provides a safe way to get a bone in when you are in a hurry. This is also a great way to pass time on long road trips, for example on a cross country excursion when you are treking through the corn fields of the Mid-West, and you have been driving for days on end-- just roll down all the windows, crank some tunes, and take the Go-Kart for a spin. Generally this works best in a sedan and is an excellent replacement to the road-head. This can also be called a 'submarine' if the women sticks her head out of the sun-roof for visibility.
"Yo Billy, I saw you and Trisha go-karting down West Street last night."

"Honey, we have 110 miles left until Iowa. Let's take the go-kart for a quick spin."

"Sue and I have been working on our submarine for weeks now, and we're pretty confident we can beat Eric and Claire's go-kart on the quarter-mile this weekend.
Go-Kart by Keene Runners July 1, 2007