Goatmanity 

A wonderful world where goats roam happily and freely. There is no war or violence. Just goats skipping around merrily eating their oaties and coca cola. Also goats rule the world and if you don't listen to them you become dead.

"Is that heaven"
"No, thats Goatmanity"
"Oh my goodness"

^^conversation between someone familiar with Goatmanity and someone just learning how wonderful it is

Goatmanity by Girdith February 24, 2009

Gothmantic 

Gothic Romance

How Gothmantic are Gomez and Morticia?

Gomez and Morticia are my favourite Gothmantic Couple

Gothmantic by Tasteofbloodwine June 26, 2016

goatmaker 

noun
A man who's seed creates goats.

Aww fuck off you goatmaker!

goatmaker by dark0dave April 13, 2008

Goatman 

The man in the goatse.cx pictures.

Look! It's none other than goatman himself!

Goatman by Cliff Fleming May 31, 2003

Gothmas 

Another name for Halloween. To the average goth, it's like Commercemas is to 'mundane people'.

It's Gothmas!
Come to our Gothmas party!

Gothmas by Skinfitz October 28, 2005

Goatman 

A half-man, half-goat creature that is believed by some to be the result of a USDA experiment that went horribly wrong. The Goatman roams PG county, MD, terrorizing its citizens, and is purported to eat small pets. There remains some discrepancy over which half of him is goat and which is man.

I saw the Goatman last night! He ate my dog!

Goatman by anonymous77 June 12, 2006

goatman 

The best internet celebrity out there. He posesses the most amazing talent of opening his asshole about 4 or 5 inches wide. Through years of practice he can fit up to three(3) dildos in his anus at one time. He used to be found at www.goatse.cx now he resides at google images since he got shut down.

Ben: Hey Ted you know what I want to be when I grow up?
Ted: GOATMAN!!!??
Ben: Of course.

goatman by Ben April 22, 2005