god given meat 

An overexagerated term for a penis. This term implies that not only does said penis exist, but that God himself gave it to the owner.

Someone who is proud of his (or hers?) penis would use this term.

I will smite you with my God given meat, in the name of all things holy!

god given meat by Argonak August 14, 2008

god given ass 

meaning 1: girl with big booty that not loose and it nice and round that you want to smash meaning 2: a boy with a firm booty or really big like a girls but still firm

wow that girl got god given ass

god given ass by DShadows5531 May 24, 2009

god given right 

Given when someone is thought to have more than what they can add for. Normally materials that which were obtained from people at their weak moments.

I see you say that belongs to you really what's your god given right last I checked that shit belongs to me

god given right by anonymous September 9, 2022

It’s God given 

“It’s God given” is a phrase coined by Domingo Ayala, self proclaimed best baseball player in the world. Domingo Ayala himself is more than a man, but less then a god. Ayala runs the very successful Domingo beisbol academy. But it’s not just baseball, it’s God given beisbol.

Sub to Domingos YouTube @DomingoAyala

“Now it’s important when you hit home plate, to pay your respects. Because after all, it’s God given.” - Domingo Ayala

It’s God given by LosiebnivegdoGstI March 22, 2020

god has given you a body and kicked your face 

A very sincere comment to a girl, whose body is sexy but her face looks like an accident.

"gosh, wtf is this? It seems like god has given her a body but kicked her face"!!!

god has given you a body and kicked your face by phlegmat March 24, 2005

When God gives you lemons, make lemonade. 

Another way of saying "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade;" however, it not only emphasizes (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval, it also associates or blames it on a divide entity!

1
Evelyn: Omg! How in the world are you balancing on a ball, juggling ten pins, and playing guitar?

Skillful Dude: It's simple, when God gives you lemons, make lemonade.

2
A Somalian Refugee: Ok, how the hell are we going to survive with only a knife, a horse, and a loaf of bread?

Another Somalian Refuge: When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.

3
Straight guy: WTF dude!? I can't believe you brought me to a gay bar. Are you homo?

Questionable Orientation Guy: Dude, chill down. When God gives you lemons, make lemonade!

When God gives you lemons, make lemonade. by PokarFace June 20, 2010

When God Gives You Lemons... 

YOU FIND A NEW GOD!

From the Power Thirst commerical.

Joe: When God gives you lemons...
Nick: FIND A NEW GOD!
Joe: WHAT?!
Nick: I love the Power Thirst commercial.

When God Gives You Lemons... by [The Creator] January 29, 2008