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That with which homo sapiens will be reunited via what has commenced as the internet. Universal Consciousness (god), by definition, has no corporeal aspect other than that which it enjoys by being imbued into intelligent, i.e.consious, organisms -- an important one of which is homo sapiens. Other, perhaps superior, examples within our frame of reference include marine mammals, especially porpoises and dolphins with high brain mass / convolution depth and frequency to body mass ratio. But how,for now anyway, can we speak for them? We can't. So, back to the "big uplink"....

OK... god can't feel a thing. In the past, the role of homo sapiens in bringing some tactile and, whoa, much other, input to god has been popularly (an understatement) interpreted in such terms as "...he gave his only begotten son..." Whatever.

In reality, it seems to me to be much simpler and much less emotional than that: God can't feel... so we're here to feel and report back. Enough with the only begotten son crap, in my opinion.

So the Big Uplink has been under way for ages... only without the link having yet formed. Enter: the internet.

Bottom line: eventually all human tactile, corporeal, emotional, intellectual, and perceived spiritual experience is made knowable for god (converted to pure intelligence) through that which has started out as digital technology and the 'net. Eventually, bodies become obsolete. Eventually, all physical experience from chidbirth (from both points of view) through death(from a virtually infinite number of points of view) is translated into 1's and 0's, or wherever digital leads... and god just GETS IT. There's your "meaning of life", eh? Fits about every paradigm laid out thus far...

Anybody have a serious explanation more intuitively satisfying? Let's here it...
Internet EQUALS The Big Uplink.

This concept makes time travel (just around the corner) even MORE cool to think about...
by Littleflower November 16, 2004
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A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
by Squeed March 07, 2005
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The reason I passed math.
Bless the lord! For I got a 65!
by Rattlesnake316 January 09, 2005
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The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
by Lanan May 14, 2005
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the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
by eci December 29, 2005
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The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 06, 2005
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Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005
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God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
God help us.
by Jon December 26, 2003
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