goballoon 

Like a gobshite only dopier, the sort of person who goes around with their mouth hanging slightly open all the time and are generally completely oblivious to the fact that nobody can stand them, they might even think they’re slightly cool.
A dopey gobshite

“what did you do that for ya great blundering goballoon”

“you’re not bringing that go balloon tonight are ya”

“someone tell that thick goballoon to stop pretending to be a cat and get back to stacking shelves”

“what did you do that for ya great blundering goballoon”

goballoon by eilah December 12, 2008

gobbagool 

Sicilian or colloquial Italian for cappicola, a type of cured ham.cappicola

Hey, buddy, pass the gobbagool. I want to make a sandwich.

gobbagool by Michael Fleischmann August 28, 2007

Gonaloon

Gonaloon - a black, 4-legged, nocturnal scavenger that brings back trophy items to human homes it protect. They typically travel in pairs and have been known to reincarnate back to their former image upon death.

Etymology: Old English GAN "to go, depart" and LOON from Latin LUNA, "moon"

Don't go too far into the woods; a Gonaloon is out.

Gonaloon by British Bloke July 29, 2013

Gonaloons 

A pair of black four-legged creatures that roam through the woods and occasionally protect homes. They are also scavengers and bring back trophy items to homes they protect.

Don't go too far into the woods; the Gonaloons are out.

Gonaloons by Bremen Ben February 6, 2010

Gobbalunks 

1. tasty CHUNKS of LUMPY old food handy for GOBBLING a quick meal
2. busy Moms favorite quickie
3. scraps but still too good for the dog

Gobbalunks tonight featuring a bit of spaghetti, some curried chicken, and that spicy stir-fry with veggies.

Gobbalunks by mominska August 3, 2010

goobaloo

A hot tub or spa in Texas

Let’s hop in the goobaloo

goobaloo by Bigail May 11, 2018

Goobalooba 

Playing just dance at three in the morning and panting goobalooba

Person 1: I’m so tired Goobalooba
Person 2: wtf

Goobalooba by NataliMarie June 2, 2020