Goatiest 

To be the absolute greatest.

Joan: NO WAY YOU JUST CLUTCHED A 5V1
Kevin: I am just one of the most goatiest players

Goatiest by Cp6Z June 29, 2021

Goatsie 

a person who has streched their ass so wide that they may fit various objects into it (milk carton, bottle rocket, cell phone)

That goatsie man just farted sprockets!

Goatsie by Mars November 9, 2003

goaties 

Extremely elongated, and often times dangly nipples on a male or female, resembling the nipples of a goat. In order to be classified as "goaties" the nipple has to be at least half an inch long . A common cause of goaties are nipple clamps.

God Damn! Did you see the goaties on that bitch? You could play ring toss with those.

goaties by Thieving Pete October 18, 2007

goatie 

A smaller/shorter version of a beard, a much better and cooler style of facial hair, usualy on younger dudes

That dude should really trim his goatie, it exceeds his face like 3 inches

goatie by Some chik January 10, 2005

Goatfied 

Being too damn good at what you're doing it's unbelievable.

A:Damn did you see that guy ?!
B: Yeah that guy is unbelievable.... He's Goatfied.

Goatfied by Atocany March 7, 2019

yung goatier

a king, a skinny king, a rich king, a hot king, a smart king and a funny king.

WHOAH are you yung goatier?? you are my idle, u inspired me to lose weight, get surgery and get bitches. I want to be yung goatier

yung goatier by yung tokyo October 5, 2021

Goatsie 

Goatsie is Anal rape to teh EXTREME!!11!!1ONEONE!!!111

Its when one can hover over something like a peice of fruit then drop down and have it fit into their ass tube without it touching the sides.

Dude! You totally goatsied that watermelon!

Goatsie by Justin AKFC. September 18, 2003