Goatseed

When you see an open anus without wanting to see an open anus.

Hey guys I don't know if I should say this, but Jared goatseeded Me last night!

Goatseed by Swagerdick420 June 3, 2018

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goatsed

To be inadvertantly sent to Goatse.cx or another site, such as Tubgirl.com or Bakla.net, under the pretense of the site being an enjoyable experience or providing free CDs.

"So did you find free porn on shitxxx?" "No, turns out I'd been goatsed."

goatsed by Kevin August 4, 2003

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Related Words

goatsecx • Goatsex • Goatseed • goatsexual

goatsecx

gaping man ass

"i love goatsecx."

goatsecx by Richard Weiner III May 14, 2003

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Goatsex

Ironically, this is the act of giving a thoroughbred horse a rimjob.

I just had some wicked hot Goatsex with Seabiscuit.

Goatsex by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

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goatsecx

as a noun it would be the below, not a noun would be the example above; refering to homosexuality of the gaping anus man or just dubbing the man as "goatsecx"

Your gayness is gayer than goatsecx.

goatsecx by KillinKrullin November 12, 2002

goatsexual

You fuck goats in the anal.. thats it why are you still here.

Man i am attracted to goats i am “goatsexual”

goatsexual by Randomnameisfake August 28, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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