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swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion 

When you have been hypnotized to do something after witnessing a goat’s swinging testicles.
It was definitely the single most totally embarrassing thing, immediately after I witnessed that goat taking off, I realized I must’ve been given a “swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion” when I ripped off my own pants and took off running along with the goats!
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garballs 

when a mans testicles have the distinct smell and flavor of vinegar, due to excessive sweating. Not having showered after a long hard day.
"not tonight baby, I've got the "garballs"!
garballs by pervert crew October 22, 2008

Hairy Goat Balls 

Goat Testicles that are hairy, squishy, and delicious.
Melvin John ate some hairy goat balls on a stick.
Hairy Goat Balls by samyooell March 20, 2011

hepped up on goofballs

The driver involved with the hit & run incident appeared to be hepped up on goofballs
pretty insaneo, more intense version of gnarly.
you banged 9 chicks in one night? gnarballs!
gnarballs by mah January 6, 2005

gayballs 

When something is very disappointing and or sucks ass.
Waiting in line to pay a traffic fine is Gayballs!
gayballs by Coward98 April 17, 2020

godballs 

a curse word i made up that is surprisingly effective and adequate, you are free to spread it as you please. it means nothing, really. perhaps they are the balls of a god.
godBALLS that's fuckin retarded!
godballs by Douglas Young September 27, 2008