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The Gaffer 

British Slang for Football Manager
1. The Gaffer wants us to pick the tempo up in the second half.

2. Ask The Gaffer if you can play up front.
The Gaffer by humbdalas November 5, 2009

Gaffer scam

a term used when someone invites people to a gathering but in the end he backs out leaving the invited people in rage
ahmed invited 5 people for having a chat in the park but in the end he himself didnt show up leaving the other 5 people in rage. gaffer scam kardiya
Gaffer scam by Slayer234 May 19, 2021
"I'll have to speak to my gaffer about that"
gaffer by Anonymous October 23, 2003
The whitest black guy in a group. He uses words like pontificate to disguise his real hood life.
"Dog, shut the fuck up and smoke this joint. Your actin like a goffer."
Goffer by Thesmartguy January 30, 2009

giffer gaffer 

someone that mucks about
"stop being a giffer gaffer and get your bum over here"
an acronym for "Grandparent on Facebook." This usually describes but is not limited to grandparents, aunts, uncles, parents, or any other older family member that does not know how to properly use Facebook. This also includes nosey family members and grandparents who think everything on their news feed is aimed directly at them.
"My grandma is always commenting on everything I put on Facebook. It's so embarrassing. She's commenting on my friend's wall too, she doesn't even know them!"

"Looks like you have a goffer problem man. Unfriend her ASAP."
Goffer by Janice McGee April 6, 2013