The Merry-Go-Round Sing-Along is a rare, and insanely difficult sex move. To complete successfully, one must first be male. Next, you must obtain one
female sex partner. (Does not matter occupation, just
female.) Both of you must get entirely naked, and she must sit on your lap, legs splayed. Do this in front of a television, and turn the channel to a kids' signing channel, and have your bitch sing to that song, in tune to the
music, and give you a physical lapdance at once.
(Aliases: Merry, MGR, Mary, Spinner)