gnarly bastard 

a song by XXXTentacion, basically his pastor thought he was toxic

I'm really gonna miss X, what a gnarly bastard.

RIP XXXTentacion

gnarly bastard by manarchy June 21, 2018

Gnarly McGnarlington 

The prophesied king of cool, master of excellence; an individual possessing near-superhuman levels of righteousness, to the point where it becomes impossible to describe said righteousness with language or define it with modern scientific methods.

After I watched him jump off the Empire State Building on his flaming motorcycle, strangling a mountain lion with one hand while pleasuring an Amazon sex goddess with the other, I knew that Ted was no mere human being, but Gnarly McGnarlington incarnate.

Gnarly McGnarlington by Dr. Philip Seymour Hoffmann March 14, 2011

Gnarly Sheen 

A phrase originally coined in Lake Tahoe on the West Shore (Best Shore) by Marie Ralston. A play on words, a twist on "Charlie Sheen" meaning crazy, insane, unbelievable etc.

It's a Gnarly Sheen blizzard outside.

I took a crazy fall on the mountain today. It was Gnarly Sheen

Gnarly Sheen by Abraham Bacon Von Mazeltov October 23, 2011

gnarly 

These kooks have no idea what GNARLY is. Gnarly is when you've gone beyond radical, beyond extreme, it's balls out danger, & or perfection, & or skill or all of that combined.

-Nobody can shred like that guy, he's fuckin gnarly.
-That chick has prefect tits, she's fucking gnarly.
-Pipeline in the winter is fucking GNARLY!

gnarly by Sandy's Rippa July 8, 2003

gnarly consuelos 

when you titty fuck a chick backwards and she gives you a rimjob at the same time.

Francesca's cleavage exposing dress lead to a great gnarly consuelos opportunity.

gnarly consuelos by yu sun March 30, 2009

Gnarly-gnarlyisms 

Words or phrases created by Charlie Sheen that are often spewed out randomly when coked out of his mind. Megalomaniac ejaculations in a diarrhea-of-the-mouth type diatribe that endorse a machismo, narcissistic ethos concerning one's life and how it should be lived.

That dude was so Sheened out of his mind last night. He was ear-fucking me with two straight hours of Gnarly-gnarlyisms. At one point he told me "I'm a fucking M1 Abrams Tank, Bro! I will use full force when strategically necessary and I will blow my fucking load when the orders come in from Command. And I am the soldier AND commander, Bingo! I have magic tank trigger fingers. WINNING!"

Gnarly-gnarlyisms by Jose War March 16, 2011

coppin' a gnarly swell 

Going to workout so hard that you find it necessary to tell everyone that is near you. Commonly spoken with a high degree of excitement and "toolness"

Vinny: "So what are you doing today?"
Six foot tall swell monster: "Im coppin' a gnarly swell bro"

coppin' a gnarly swell by Sir Vincenzio January 3, 2009