gnarles barkley

used to describe something especially crazy or absurd.

brian: "did you hear about that guy who slayed a bear with a pocket knife?"
chris: " no way, that's gnarles barkley!"

by brianfromhassettst December 3, 2007

gnarls barkley'd

The ragging out of the anus during sexual intercourse. (slang term)

Dude! I just totally gnarls barkley'd that chick last night! She won't be poopin' right for a while!

by Jorgan May 22, 2007

Gnarl Shine

To blow someone off hard core and without a reason. To stand someone up.

"Shane is really lame. We had plans to go to the club on Saturday and the bastard thoroughly gnarl shined me. Didn't even call. Fucker."

"I'm sick of Chris' bullshit attitude. I'm going to gnarl shine him for surfing today."

by HankB June 15, 2009

Gnarl-donkulous

A term used to define something as both totally amazing and completely unbeleivable. (Particularly used at extreme sporting events)

Dude, did you jst see that 1080 backflip, over those 20 buses? It was gnarl-donkulous!

by OMG!Art September 11, 2012

Gnarls Barkley

1. Another way of saying gnarly, used mostly to indicate that whatever happened was gnarlier than usual. A take off on Charles Barkley.

2. The musical group formed by Cee-Lo Green and DJ Dangermouse.

"Did you see me kickflip off that huge rail?"
"Yeah, man, it was Gnarls Barkley!"

by Ninja Robot Pirate February 9, 2007

hot gnarl

This being the practise of fellatio upon a penis or pink oboe immediately after withdrawral from the anus after an act of buggery. The term implys that the penis is warm and has pebbledash coating the shaft of the penis.

David buggered Sandra mercilessly, then he withdrew his penis and thrust it into her mouth, he observed that his member was brownish with feces yet he insisted that she provided him with a hot gnarl.

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

Gnarl Malone

A word used to describe a person who pulls off consistently gnarly moves, whether it be in surfing, skating, or any other aspect of life.

"Bro, did you see that huge backside air Steve just busted, that was Gnarl Malone"

by MixMasterMiketheLongHairedDiva September 9, 2005