glarped 

Eating a lot of food in one bite

it was fucking disgusting how you glarped the piece of cake down

glarped by Georgebush42096 January 16, 2023

gurped 

high from an illicit substance

dude, we hit that yay last nite.
i was sooooo gurped!

gurped by beccabop March 15, 2008

Gurped 

Owned. Pwned. Ownz0red.

I just got gurped in Halo.

Gurped by -esw-dragoon_77 October 12, 2004

Gurped 

Weird AF. When something is just "off".

That giant rubber ducky art-car at Burning Man was so gurped, dude.

Gurped by As1988 April 24, 2017

Glarped 

Morbid death

Can also refer to being ejaculated inside of

“Oh man, that guy just got glarped”

Meaning that the person got killed

Also

“He glarped in you”

Glarped by Alisha2992 December 15, 2020

Glumped

Extensively baked.

(In extreme cases - Giga-glumped).

"You alright?"

"Yeah man I'm just glumped"

Glumped by MC Bunion April 7, 2024

Glarped

glarped

to dominate > used to indicate a convincing defeat of the opposition

He got totally glarped last round

Glarped by vsynkz April 21, 2026