Glurp

Glurp: it's a verb. It's the act of eating without chewing. Basically swallowing food whole.

Jorge glurped on his raviolis.

by Whoreeeheyyy August 5, 2019

Glurping

In the act of fellatio, it's when the giver gulps the cum while slurping the dick?

Kim Kardashian was glurping Ray J, she's such a pornstar.

by heyyyyyDude February 26, 2012

Glurp

Another word for head

I went to my girls house and got some glurp

by @Air_money_rio January 16, 2019

Glurp

The action of taking a sip from a drink, but the sip was bigger than a slurp and smaller than a gulp.

Ricky: Are you going to drink your beverage?
Me: Yes, didn't you just see me glurp it?

by CrazyFishin August 26, 2019

glurp

Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles

you are a fucking glurp

by Pappy July 14, 2004

glurp

A woman's post-coital, delayed reaction. It refers to the "stuff" (and accompanying sound) that inevitably escapes her vagina after her initial clean-up. A glurp usually occurs within minutes (or upon standing) but in some cases has been known to happen hours later.

Just when I thought it was safe to put on my underwear, I let out a glurp.

by Mizlu January 3, 2017

Glurp

A large pile of a white mysterious substance.

She had a big glurp in her hand.

by Cocknasty April 21, 2009