glued to the youtube

A person who cannot stop watching videos on youtube and posts comments, video responses, rates, uploads, all that stuff possible on youtube all day long.

1: Guess what? I uploaded 30 videos to youtube today. They are so awesome!
2: What else have you been doing besides uploading vids?
1: Commenting, rating, video responses!@!@!@!@!@@!
2: You're glued to the youtube

glued to the youtube by pieguy124 March 29, 2009

glued her to the couch 

To have sex on the couch. Often times occurring when the bedroom is occupied.

After we went back to her place, I glued her to the couch.

glued her to the couch by slurber August 8, 2011

apply glue to ass

synonym for kys
originated from a reddit post
the logic behind it is that if you apply glue to your ass you will eventually die of not being able to shit

little fucking rat: tax evasion is bad!
swag guy: apply glue to ass

apply glue to ass by Crackenheim November 15, 2025

to glue 

used when a certain person is glueing, aka, doing something not needed

Granmoe wants to glue for rest of his life

to glue by Heman March 16, 2004

glue yourself/myself to 

to stick to something (e.g. a hobby)
to literally glue yourself to something

"i don't play that game, i've glued myself to music"
"you've glue yourself, glued yourself to music, glue myself to, glue yourself"
"ight bro let's glue yourself/myself to some music fam"

glue yourself/myself to by trainfan2011 September 14, 2025

To the glue

When someone or something is so disgusting, annoying or bad that you can't even entertain it.

Comes from the idea of horses being sent to the glue factory to make glue out of them.

A: "Carla's boyfriend cheated on her."
B: "eww what a skank. To the glue with him."

To the glue by Mrbumpn5 April 22, 2018

glue toot 

The little bubble that comes out of the Elmer's glue bottle when you squeeze it.

I was doing my social studies project, but then the glue toots started coming from my glue bottle.

glue toot by cheeseluvr171 June 16, 2016