Bloby Globbins

Bloby Globbins, a deity hailing from the old Globby Wars in ancient times. According to scriptures from the Temple of Blobbie, he was the God Of Sex. Legend has it that he was a blob that emerged from the depths of the sea, and arrived on Bloblandia in the early 18th century. He was blessed with divine power and strength and ascended to godhood. Over time, his power grew and he became stronger. Bloby Globbins has a secretive order devoted to his teachings and his words, “The Light Of Globbin”.

“Wait, wtf? Is that Bloby Globbins! Give us your power, O Holy Bloby!”

Bloby Globbins by blobyglobbins October 26, 2020

Globbins 

A colloquial/slang term for gloves.

In the wintertime I wear globbins to keep my hands warm.

Globbins by Richard Diver November 4, 2011

globins  

a.) Consciousness, being.
b.) One's mind.

My globins were blown by the philosophical essay I just read.

globins by Sean Ramsay April 22, 2008

Glosbian 

n. A West Country Lesbian.

Seen frolicking often around their favourite Wetherspoons/Yates/other Dives around Gloucestershire, the Glosbian mercilessly hunts other hapless lady-luvvies to absorb into her gut underneath her heavy, sagging tits - where they will die of suffocation and the cider-flavoured venom they secrete.

The discharge of a Glosbian can be used to make Double Gloucester cheese when the moon is full, but only if there are two of them.

Leave VKs, K2s and other bottled chav-poison in strategic locations to make this possible by incapacitating them.

Latest Safaris have indicated that Glosbian herds may in fact go east to visit Cheltenham in the Winter months to drink there, as apparently merely drinking somewhere nicer makes one posher by default, but this has yet to be proven conclusively.

NB. Glosbians burst into flames upon contact with Real Cock. It is the >only< way to defeat them.

Oh moy life! I'm not being funny, rite, but that girl over there is blatantly gunna get on 'er mate, like.

Oh no! It's one of them.............Glosbians! Run!

Glosbian by Bananarama Brian December 9, 2010

clinica globins gremilins 

as pessoas mais engracadas que tem

meu deus sao as pessoas mais engracadas que existem clinica globins gremilins!

clinica globins gremilins by volkomito March 20, 2022