Glodfish is not a mistaken spelling for the word Gold Fish. Glodfish is a god, he will fuck your bitch at a moments notice. He doesn't fuck around, he goes 0-100 real quick. He is the best at everything. Video games, Sports, looking fresh, and lets not forget fucking your bitch.
Is that Glodfish over there? Yeah why? Damn hes early. Early for what? Early to fuck my bitch.
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!