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Oven Glovin'

When you fart into a white towelling sock, place it on your mickey and proceed to have intercourse with a girl.
"Howya love, do ya fancy a bit of oven glovin' tonight?"
Oven Glovin' by dank196 February 8, 2010

Hobo Glovin'

The act of wearing cloth fingerless gloves in public
"Ollie, I see you're Hobo Glovin' it today"

"Yeah, I figured I'd wear them today"
Hobo Glovin' by Shadow the Hellspawn November 23, 2011

ben glovin 

A guy who lifts and goes to Jersey Mikes religiously. Can’t talk to women but is Socrates when it comes to talking about women. The celery bandit is his biggest op
Ben glovin is a pussy
ben glovin by Baseball_boy6 April 24, 2024
1) (in real life) To give off some form of positive energy through vibes, beauty, etc. Most often used to describe how the person is perceived visually, like a smile but not something like a compliment.

2) (in internet culture)

a) To be close to or to break the TOS of a social media site in a way that is eye catching to some. Especially used if the action that caused the user to glow is something the community they are a part in often get criticized for.

b) To be suspected of being a federal agent who is either trying to infiltrate or provoke online communities. Often posted when an account is found to have doctored photos, made up first and last names, and/or relatively extreme ideas. Possibly a reference to the quote, "The cia ******* glow in the dark."
1) Becky: "How do I look?"
Samantha: "Omg, you're glowing!"

2)
a) User1: "All parents who vaccinate their children should have their children taken by Child Protective Services."

User2: "This man is glowing so hard."

b) User1: "If you're being interrogated by the police, I'd recommend to not invoke the right to remain silent because it looks more natural to the judge."

User2: "User1 is glowing so much, all of the images they've posted of themselves we're ripped from someone's abandoned blog from 2006 and nobody has been recorded in the US of having the same name they claim to have."
Glowing by real_account May 7, 2021

hot gloving 

Taking a condom that you've just used, turning it inside out and using it again.
Jane got pregnant because Johnny likes hot gloving.
hot gloving by Kris "Ziggy" December 29, 2007

glowing E.T. heart 

When a bowl, waterfall, or gravity bong is sufficiently rolling and resembles the glowing heart of E.T
I couldn't help but smile as I watched the water run from my waterfall creating a beautiful glowing E.T. heart