GLOCKCOMA 

The end result of being pistol whipped, beaten on the fucking head by someone holding a gun.

After laying in the hospital for a month suffering from GLOCKCOMA, the victim awoke but could not tell the cops who beat 'em senseless.

GLOCKCOMA by jpg3 January 29, 2011

Glokmah 

1.A yudonian word meaning goat.
2.An undercover cuss word.

1. Pass over that glokmah, it needs to be milked.
2. What the GLOKMAH! Holy GLOKMAH!

Glokmah by Simply Sara February 26, 2008

glockaholic

The process of purchasing one glock and falling in love with its utility, accuracy and fanboy status. You then go on a purchasing spree to acquire nothing but glocks; eschewing other pistol brands.

Hey man, I'm a glockaholic. I've purchased 9 glocks in the last 2 years.

glockaholic by Tony1733 October 18, 2013

glockoma 

when you kill someone with a glock, usually used in first person shooters such as cs

person 1: damn nice headshot with the glock
person 2: yeah i bet he's got a bad case of glockoma

glockoma by seth_king_of_ireland January 7, 2008

Glockoma 

- A condition of increased pressure within the eyeball, due to excessive staring at jewelry and diamonds. Causing gradual loss of sight.

All these diamonds making me lose my sight. Also known from the album glockoma by key glock.

Glockoma by Big guap getter March 12, 2019

glycomahologenase 

n. An enzyme produced in bacteria that catalyzes the production of glycomahol. See also glycomahol

In biology class we learned that without glycomahologenase there would be no glycomahol.

glycomahologenase by MaLord December 6, 2003

glockoma 

Mental disorder that has a 50% chance of occurring when having the possession a Glock firearm of any model causing powerful urges to point it at your head and pulling the trigger

"Ohh yeaa u heard tommy got diagnosed with glockoma? We gotta keep an eye out for that poor guy."

glockoma by vistaine October 9, 2022