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when you kill someone with a glock, usually used in first person shooters such as cs
person 1: damn nice headshot with the glock
person 2: yeah i bet he's got a bad case of glockoma
by seth_king_of_ireland December 17, 2007
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When you shoot someone with a glock and they fall into a coma..
I shot him with a glock and put him in a coma now what does he have... glockoma
by sebastian garcia March 09, 2008
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The condition resulting from a gunshot wound to the head. Yep your dead!
'...As I state earlier officer, the fool kept steppin, so as a precautionary measure,I lined up with his brow piece and the result was one stiff fuck stick lying in a glockoma."
by Inducedglockoma November 01, 2008
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