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glockophobia 

The fear a person encounter whenever a moving vehicle passes, a delivery boy is making a delivery and/or any person just looking at you. The fear is that tied to the thought that these persons or people may perform a driveby, stabbing or unleash some other fatality. Potential short term cures are shopping,peferalby online.
I cant get over this glockophobia because I am a doucche but when I hear cars pass I have to duck from the whizzing bullets over my head.
glockophobia by itsjustme2k8 October 12, 2008
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Globophobia 

Jane has a fear of balloons, called Globophobia
Globophobia by Mimi BB August 29, 2011

Globophobia 

An intense fear of balloons. Usually Latex balloons but can be metallic.
Clown: Hi little one do you want a balloon?
The clown shows a balloon and the kid runs away.

Man: I hate balloons. I run away screaming everytime I see one.

person: Why?

Man: Oh I have Globophobia.

Blockophobia 

Fear of blocks, cubes, and other square like shapes.
I have blockophobia.
Blockophobia by MondoBongoBig August 30, 2022

glossophobia 

The only way I could get over my glossophobia was to pretend that the audience was all dressed in chicken outfits.
glossophobia by enigmababy7 October 3, 2006

Glossophobia 

A fear of public speaking or performing in front of an audience, more commonly known as stage fright.
Mimi: Meiko, why'd you run away when we were about to do our dance routine?
Meiko: I kind of have glossophobia.
Mimi: Glossiwha?
Meiko: Stage fright.

glowmophobia 

The fear of glowsticks, light shows, and any other bright object often found at raves and nightclubs. Usually contracted after many jaded years of noodle wrestling and cuddle puddle jumping.
If Euphoria doesn't stop trying to give me a light show, I'm gonna develop a serious case of glowmophobia and have to call the Glowstalkas to carry his angel-winged embracing, non-drugged ass outta this noodlefest.
glowmophobia by m311b November 2, 2006