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The end result of being pistol whipped, beaten on the fucking head by someone holding a gun.
After laying in the hospital for a month suffering from GLOCKCOMA, the victim awoke but could not tell the cops who beat 'em senseless.
by jpg3 January 29, 2011
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Death resulting from being shot by a handgun, Glock or otherwise.
"He's in a Glock coma. I'll call the coroner."
by VelvetElvis October 08, 2006
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