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vb.---the act of,"Going Ludicrous On Cunt"
Im going out to meet a whore in my desperation to gloc!
by Drano August 09, 2006
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"grab your gloc when you see tupac!"
by Ashizzle February 07, 2005
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Good Looking Old Chick... just like MILF but with no children... could be interchangeable with cougar
Check her out, she is a GLOC!
by hiltonheaddiver December 22, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Gotta.Love.Orange.County.
1. SUMMER IN IRVINE IS ALREADY BOMB can't wait till everyone comes backkkkk :) GLOC: Gotta Love Orange County ♥

2.I'm at fashion island in Newport beach ... Literally Everyone is white! GLOC
by Aviraj Singh Soor July 30, 2012
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guy #1: dude did you see ethan in the locker room today?

guy#2: yeah dude he has a huge gloc!
by hoodrat55 January 10, 2011
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Short for Great Lol of China, remake of "Great Wall of China". It's used when you find something funny (it's not that commonly used though).
Loco: What clothes does a house wear?.... Address.

Mike: GLOC! good joke man!
by wa1 November 04, 2007
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