globesity 

Noun - The condition of being obese; increased body weight caused by excessive accumulation of fat; Obesity on a global scale; The fattening of the world.

Obesity is not only an epidemic in this country, it is a global explosion. Researchers say “globesity” is out of control, and the health care community has ideas to help stem the tide of expanding waistlines. - quoted from WebMD

globesity by S. OniNezumi October 26, 2005

Globeshite 

A term given to a round earth believer from a flat earth point of view, a sedimentary take on : Gobshite or Gabshite.

`Quentin there`s a fellow over the flat plane, yonder claiming we live on a spinning globe` - ` Pay no mind to that Dunderhead Nathan he`s a `globeshite.`

Globeshite by garrythegrey May 29, 2020

toxic glossitivity 

Forcing yourself to love everything that society tells you to, mainly uncapped immigration, your deadbeat colleagues, being a fake bubbly twat at work, being approached by fools with no English skills, preaching happiness like some self-help guru and believing that flatting with your landlord is better than owning your own home.

With a brush of toxic glossitivity, being pushed out of home ownership is the best thing to ever happen.

toxic glossitivity by ACunny August 22, 2024