globesity 

Noun - The condition of being obese; increased body weight caused by excessive accumulation of fat; Obesity on a global scale; The fattening of the world.

Obesity is not only an epidemic in this country, it is a global explosion. Researchers say “globesity” is out of control, and the health care community has ideas to help stem the tide of expanding waistlines. - quoted from WebMD

globesity by S. OniNezumi October 26, 2005

lobesity 

When your earlobes are super fat

Caprice put in earrings and Brett said that she suffers from lobesity

lobesity by jagermeistro November 23, 2014

Globility 

Global, mobile and agile relevance. The quality of a person, place or thing that is immediately understood regardless of language, culture or geography.

The design has the globility of a smile.

Globility by HiMothra May 3, 2019

glowosity 

an adjective that describes the present state that either a person or an object is in whereby it appears to have or give off a glow that is radiating outward as if it is being lit from within.

Ava's skin looks amazing and has such a glowosity about it.

glowosity by Ava Aston August 6, 2015

blobbity globbity 

Blobbity Globbity, or "Crotch Fat", applies to people who have an otherwise fit/attractive body, but have a roll of jiggily fat between the stomach and thighs, where the only phrase that can be used to describe this humurous misfortune is Blobbity Globbity

"so you fucked Brian? How was it?"
"gross. he had so much blobbity globbity i almost puked"

blobbity globbity by sonni insane June 26, 2006

globility 

Pertaining to the whole world, worldwide, universal, comprehensive: especially in business

Tom: "what really makes our company great?"
Mike: "Globility"

globility by tomaso123 February 3, 2017

Globeshite 

A term given to a round earth believer from a flat earth point of view, a sedimentary take on : Gobshite or Gabshite.

`Quentin there`s a fellow over the flat plane, yonder claiming we live on a spinning globe` - ` Pay no mind to that Dunderhead Nathan he`s a `globeshite.`

Globeshite by garrythegrey May 29, 2020