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glitorious 

awe inspiring: a glorious event. amazing beyond words. used especially when discussing mind bending sexual intercourse.
"I fucked this hot chick last night. She was so hot."
"dude, that's so cool. how was it."
"Too good for words. I can't even describe it. It was just so fucking glitorious."
glitorious by I'm sorry, what? August 31, 2007
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Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan 

The full name of the movie starring Borat released in November 2006.
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan was hilarious.

glorious king 

The way a meatrider would describe Lebron.
"What an amazing shot by my perfect and glorious king Lebron"
glorious king by tdizzley January 12, 2023

glorious winged faggot 

A faggot that reaches such high levels of faggotry that he acheives the glorious wings of faggotville
I hate Dan hes such a glorious winged faggot
glorious winged faggot by Nick1405 December 12, 2010

Glorious Purpose 

Something that Loki Laufeyson is burdened with.
“I am burdened with glorious purpose.”

-Loki Laufeyson of Asgard

glorious mind fuck 

to be of such influence that you present an idea or concept that shakes one's previously held beliefs or assumptions about the nature of reality: something that fucks with your brain. calls in question the way your mind currently sees a certain idea or the world in general: such an experience usually leaves the person stunned/speechless while he/she wrapping his/her mind around the new idea: thus reshaping the receivers view the world and his/her own existence.
Shannon was such a glorious mind fuck she made me see the world in a new way.

glorious house of gainz 

The gym!International chest day. Gotta get juicy and tan af.
Today I’m going to the glorious house of gainz t get a pump on.
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