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glistening 

A large, oozing boner is sometimes referred to as a "glistening."
HAHAHA! Look at you, you've got a glistening.

Glibbering 

An issue with a cord when it disconnections in certain positions.
It is irritating when my headset starts glibbering when I move.
Glibbering by 1kballer November 14, 2019

listering 

Avoiding study to watch videos about harvesting crops is often refereed to in Tasmanian colloquial terms as Listering
Far out this old roo shooter is doing a lot of Listering
listering by Mandman November 5, 2017

Glistening bead 

When you've wanked so much that you are sore, with very little left in the tank, but decide to wank once more in order to break your all time 24 hour record. Upon ejaculation, all that is present is a glistening bead in your japs eye - since you have no energy to propel it any further.
Johnny: what did you get up to last night?
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.
Glistening bead by RandyRhoads84 August 10, 2020

billions of blistering blue barnacles

Exclamation used by Captain Haddock in the English translation of one of the adventures of Tintin.
(Flower pot shatters on Haddock's head).
Haddock:
Billions of blistering blue barnacles!!!

glistening cakes 

a big juicy oiled up black booty
i got that ho naked and oiled her ass up. shit looked like beautiful glistening cakes
glistening cakes by the dchi cook August 28, 2010