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Glengormley 

Small town on the outskirts of Belfast, Northern Ireland on a mini scale one side is Protestant the other Catholic, has around 100000000000 cctv cameras now which have spoilt the only fun to be had in this town, rioting the sport of kings.
tourist - " Excuse me is it true that Zeus lives in Glengormley? "

resident - " Why yes he lives on Carnmoney Hill!, have you any spare change btw? "
Glengormley by philewill August 27, 2009

Glentrougitous 

Glentrougitous is when someone tries to be funny but in reality when they are not. its like if you ate a hot dog and the guy sitting across from you says: "wow! that what a hamburger would eat!" and he dies laughing but it is so unfunny even the cricket doesn't say a word.
Josh: "oh, man. my pineapple ate my 3rd grade teacher's pet hamster."

Sam: "josh what the hell is wrong with you. stop being so Glentrougitous."

glentoran 

Northern Ireland true Premier Football Club founded 1882.

Hailing from the East side of Belfast they draw support from all over Northern Ireland (and beyond) and from both sides of the sectarian divide.

Famous for playing attractive football and great craic at games at the home ground (The Oval)

Famous players include Danny Blanchflower, Peter Docherty, Billy Bingham and current Premiership player Glen Little.

Their biggest rivals are Lifield F.C. who play their home games at Windsewer or Whinger Park. Well known for being Glasgow Rangers wannabees and hating anyone who isn't white, Protestant and a Linfield fan.
Favourite saying among glentoran fans include

Fuk the Blues

Mon the Glens

Cheer up David Jeffery
glentoran by Glen Toran September 18, 2006

Glentoran 

Glentoran are a foul loathscome football club hailing from the great unwashed part of Belfast(;bar Bluemen living there, of course). They will forever be in the shadow of Linfield FC, yet their fans tend to be disillusioned, almost as much as the 8,590,378,290 Celtic fans that went to Seville. They are uneducated eejits, and will never be the better side, they are also somewhat jealous and infuriated that Linfield's stadium is the national one, whilst there's lies shoddily under the cranes of H&W. Their manager, Paul Millar, is also somewhat (I mean extremely somewhat) deluded, with comments such as "boy, this is some squad" *guffaw*
Boy, that Glentoran team are rubbish.
Glentoran by Davie Moore July 3, 2006

glenoumeral

An articulation of ur bitch ass arm which u use to move your arm when fapping.
I know this because im studying Occupational terapy, TRUST ME! :D
Guy: Fuck my arm hurts!
Guy two: Ofc youre using your glenoumeral way too much to fap into hentai!
glenoumeral by Gusits January 27, 2022

Glengormly 

Small town on the outskirts of Belfast.
Home to the GGRY (Glengormly Republican youth).
Mostly catholic but some parts like carnmoney and mallusk are Protestant.
Best thing in it is probably Manny's or Asian kitchen.
All the Edmund rice ones think they're mad
"Upa GGRY"
"What's that kid"

"Mon to glengormly park"
Glengormly by Yup yo December 22, 2024