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Glastontory
Glastontory
I person who believes attending the Capitalist money making project called the Glastonbury Festival, makes them in some way; new age, green, liberal, open minded, or relevant.
Glastontories are the most phoney people on the planet. They will spend three days at the festival telling everyone how green they are, and then leave their tent and all their rubbish for someone else to clear up, because they’re just too lazy and ignorant to do it themselves. They will tell everyone at the festival how passionate they are about the homeless, but once they get back to the real world, they will walk past street people, like they’re from another planet. They will tell everyone about their boundless social conscience, whilst never actually contributing anything to planet Earth or the human race, except: waste, pollution, and unneeded children that will grow up to be just as ignorant, as they are.
I person who believes attending the Capitalist money making project called the Glastonbury Festival, makes them in some way; new age, green, liberal, open minded, or relevant.
Glastontories are the most phoney people on the planet. They will spend three days at the festival telling everyone how green they are, and then leave their tent and all their rubbish for someone else to clear up, because they’re just too lazy and ignorant to do it themselves. They will tell everyone at the festival how passionate they are about the homeless, but once they get back to the real world, they will walk past street people, like they’re from another planet. They will tell everyone about their boundless social conscience, whilst never actually contributing anything to planet Earth or the human race, except: waste, pollution, and unneeded children that will grow up to be just as ignorant, as they are.
Glastontory by Rikstir August 22, 2019
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Glasnost
Introduced by Gorbachev in the 1908s, a policy which called for increased openness and transparency in government institutions and activities in the Soviet Union. See Perestroika
-Glasnost literally means "openness to public."
-Glasnost provided less censorship and greater freedom of information to the Soviet Union
-Glasnost provided less censorship and greater freedom of information to the Soviet Union
Glasnost by FaptainAmerica July 31, 2012
Glasnostalgia
A feeling of longing for a time when America had a single, well-defined enemy and Reagan was president.
Glasnostalgia by Okonomiyaki3000 December 13, 2011
Glasnostian
Adj.
A word used to describe someone who is very open and transparent.
Provenance:
Derived from Gorbachev's Soviet policy (Glasnost) that called for transparency and openness from government institutions in the 1980s.
A word used to describe someone who is very open and transparent.
Provenance:
Derived from Gorbachev's Soviet policy (Glasnost) that called for transparency and openness from government institutions in the 1980s.
A: "The truth is, I've always loved your brother."
B: "Thank you, for being so glasnostian and forthcoming."
A: "I know, I know. I'm a colossal bitch."
B: "Very glasnostian of you."
A: "Political leader ???? hasn't been very glasnostian about his party's true ethos."
B: "Thank you, for being so glasnostian and forthcoming."
A: "I know, I know. I'm a colossal bitch."
B: "Very glasnostian of you."
A: "Political leader ???? hasn't been very glasnostian about his party's true ethos."
Glasnostian by WhoAreYa May 21, 2014
glassnost
In "Charlie And The Great Glass Elevator", da USSR's Premier Yugetov is seeking "glassnost" regarding what dat odd-looking crystal cube is dat was docking at da Space Hotel USA, but da American president, Lancelot R. Gilligrass, is just as baffled as da previously-mentioned "you get off" bigwig from across da pond.
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