Glasscow Kiss 

1. Kissed performed unto one through the use of a cow made from glass or glass-like material.

2. The improper spelling of "Glasgow Kiss" generally perpetuated by individuals of the female species"

(To anyone that has recently become an enemy to said female)

"Your gunna get glasscow kisssed."

(Note the ignorance used when attempting to spell this otherwise formidable action.)

Glasscow Kiss by S3C7R4 January 5, 2009

glasscock 

1 - The name of a certain image showing a female golfer kissing a glass, penis-esque trophy. Thought to be seen by pretty much everyone who frequents the internet.
2 - A term used by b3tans to describe a popular link that everyone's seen before.

B3tan 1 - www.yetisports.org
B3tan 2 - Wow..that is the epitome of glasscock.

glasscock by tr1nity December 7, 2004

Glasscock 

(Noun)
A term used for a man with a strong but fragile boner. Often used for a individual who can't keep a boner for very long.

(Verb)
The act of having a strong but fragile boner. Usually after the first ejaculation.

(noun)
Man, I have a major glasscock right now.

(verb)
Ty: Hey dude, did you glasscock last night?
Cullen: Yeah, last night was messed up, after the first round I couldn't seem to keep it up; I was totally glasscocking.

Glasscock by Jorge Rex August 22, 2019

glasscock 

'Glasscock' specifically refers to a widely and repeatedly distributed photograph of a woman kissing a glass trophy which, owing to the angle from which it was taken, resembles a large cock.

However, it is commonly used perjoratively to describe any (typically humourous) image or similar file, posted on the Internet, which has previously been widely seen.

Rather than to criticise the image itself, it is intended to insult the person who posted the image for wasting the recipients' time, and for being out-of-date.

Glasscock! You fail!!!

glasscock by Guinness2702 April 20, 2009

glasscore 

A series made by LKobylarz.

Did you know that there was a cast member named Iavn? Incredible I know.

Ayo when's the next glasscore?

glasscore by LKonylarz April 1, 2021

glasscock 

a web link sent to you in email, or posted on a web-board which everyone and their uncle has seen before

as in the girl kissing the penis-shaped golf trophy

glasscock by dai July 17, 2003

glassgow kiss 

A fighting move that involves grabbing your opponent by the shoulders and bringing your forehead into their nose, thus breaking it and initiating the fight.

Chris: Dude, John totally kissed Dan glassgow style!
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David: Dude, that guy pisses me off so much, I'm going to give him a glassgow kiss!
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Craig: Dude, he got glassgow kissed!

glassgow kiss by Shenanigans O. July 7, 2008