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1.
To defecate a volume that one is not accustomed to; the act of voiding feces in masses comparable to a newborn child.
After being constipated for three days, Wesley's trip to the lavatory felt like giving birth.
by Pirut Jaque May 17, 2005
 
2.
when a guy needs to shit bad and has poop contractions that are less than 2 minutes apart from each other
i need to go home and give birth
by dexter delay February 04, 2003
 
3.
1. When your sitting on the toilet for a long time with a turd so painful, and you're pushing It so hard. You'd think that it would be a tame version of childbirth.
Guy 1: "Dude, you've been on the toilet for an hour. What gives?

Guy 2: "Um...you might not want to go into the bathroom for a hour or two."

Guy 1: "Why?"

Guy 2: "Cause I was giving birth to a fucking Turd-Monster."
by Black Samurai286 June 18, 2014