No one gives a shit 

When you really really want to emphasize that no one cares about something. Not only does it feel satisfying to say, it's a quick and easy way to shut someone down when they say something stupid or trivial.

Guy 1: My favorite color is white.
Guy 2: No one gives a shit.

No one gives a shit by Dictionary-Man 2.0 December 7, 2021

File That Under Who Gives a Shit 

This is a reply that you give to an announcement that in inconsequential, especially when the person making the announcement thinks it's some sort of big deal, or even notable.

You won a Golden Globe for that? Yes, I did. Wow...file that under Who Gives a Shit

File That Under Who Gives a Shit by kk626kk June 21, 2011

who gives a shit? 

not me

Lizzie: I don’t give a shit.

Tino: Neither do I

who gives a shit?

who gives a shit? by stfu please ty May 16, 2020

Who Gives a Shit 

Shailee Jones Gives a Shit!

Shailee: I googled "Who gives a shit?".
My name wasn't in the search results.

Me: Think again Shailee

Who Gives a Shit by Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnow;) June 25, 2012

who gives a shit 

brisa gives a shit

brisa : who gives a shit , i don’t

me : think again

who gives a shit by you’re a bitch 🐉 May 15, 2020

call someone who gives a shit 

Don't bother me with your petty bullshit. I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass. Politer version is call someone who cares.

I think I might get fired tomorrow.
Here's a quarter. Go call someone who gives a shit.

call someone who gives a shit by octopod November 22, 2003

no one gives a shit 

seriously no one gives a shit about anything you post about urban dictionary on your story

no one gives a shit, stop fucking posting these annoying ass screenshots

no one gives a shit by christopherstagram November 23, 2021