don't give me crap
don't give me crap by your best idiot April 5, 2010
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What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap
Used in situations when someone comments on something that you really don't care about.
How to use:
1. Say "what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap"
2. Point both your thumbs at yourself
3. Say your name followed by "nice to meet you"
How to use:
1. Say "what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap"
2. Point both your thumbs at yourself
3. Say your name followed by "nice to meet you"
"Now when the dark prince finally does call you home, please promise me you'll donate your body to Science and i don't mean medical science but NASA because when those buzzcuts all but given up on trying to figure out what a black hole is and they get one look at that space where your heart is suppose to be, well by golly they are going to say 'oh yeah, thats what it is!'"
"Hey Champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"
Thumbs go up
"Bob Kelso, nice to meet you!"
"Hey Champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"
Thumbs go up
"Bob Kelso, nice to meet you!"
What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap by Madonkadonk2 May 20, 2009
Not Give a Crap
1. To not care at all about something; to have no opinion whatsoever about it. Often used dismissively in the negative to tell someone that what they are talking about has no relevance whatsoever to the listener.
2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."
2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."
Boss: Dilbert, that is the dumbest idea you have come up with yet. I reject your proposal.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.
Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.
Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.
Not Give a Crap by Alligator King June 29, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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