girthy dick

A small fat chode, that’s the size of a cucumber

“Damn, That is a girthy dick!”

by Kaylen1234567 November 6, 2017

dirty girthy Gareth

The act pulling out your 12 inch schlong and using it as a propeller to commit a terrorist attack

Them: “Yo did you see the local preschool burnt down?”.

You: “Ye, someone committed dirty girthy Gareth

by cjiblue December 12, 2022

Big fat girthy brain

Why should anyone listen to me? Well, it's that long hard monster brain of mine. That's reason enough. Isn't it?

Hym "Don't you know? Can't you tell!? The size of things dictates our behavior round here. See, the fact that I got this big fat girthy brain means that all the academics should be just a-clamoring to listen to me. And they're right to do it too cus if you're going to listen to anybody it should be somone with a big ole brain."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2023

girthy hog

When you’ve got a GIRTHY penis.

“Did you see his hog?”
“It’s so girthy!!”
“He definitely has a girthy hog”

by pca13 April 8, 2018

Girthy Gary

Girthy gary is typically associated with a younger male that can't grow facial hair and has a bit of girth is his genital area but this is not a bad thing

Crash has a older brother that is considered a Girthy gary

by madgoblin5000 February 24, 2019

Girthy

Something so significant and monstrous it blocks the sunlight that reaches earth. The absolute mass of it causes the cornea of your eye to rapture and at long last return your vision to the proper 20 20. It is the overwhelming sensation of a colossal force so strong it brings you to you knees at one glance. The meer presence of something so breathtakingly dizzling is enough to create a super nova appear in broad daylight.

“The girth of this scrumptious banana makes the liquid in my mouth arise. You can call it girthy.”

by Thegirthgiver August 1, 2021

girthy

girthy is a word that means half clean half dirty

the kid was girthy

by kmmkmkmkkmkm June 28, 2022