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girthworthy 

Someone who has a big thick penis.
That guy is a real girthworthy’

‘Did you see that bulge in Girthworthy’s pants!?’
girthworthy by Girthworthy December 7, 2020
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Girthwood 

An individual who has a penis that has accumulated a large sum of width, length and breadth
Do you know that guy Matthew?

Yeah, apparently his friends call him girthwood.

Can you get me his number please?!?!

Girthworm 

A really really thick and meaty clit.
I was eating this chick out and was hit in the face with her massive Girthworm.
Girthworm by Naden Asset-Killis August 16, 2025
You could say nightcrawlers are girthworms.
Girthworm by Tali777 March 17, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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