Girth Day occurs every May 1. It is a day to honor those among us that are Girthier than the average man. Examples of honorees include: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Baptista, and Ron Jeremy.
Happy Girth Day!
by jmn3813 May 1, 2011
Person: "Hello, I would like to ship a package."
UPS: "Could you please tell us the weight and girth of the box?"
Person: "Umm... The weight is 18 pounds, and the girth is.... 3."
UPS: "3 what?"
Person: "3... Girth units."
UPS: "Could you please tell us the weight and girth of the box?"
Person: "Umm... The weight is 18 pounds, and the girth is.... 3."
UPS: "3 what?"
Person: "3... Girth units."
by forevercha0s November 10, 2010
Looking up girth for comparison of male genitals while attempting in vain to not seem gay, a homophobic search term.
by whatatroll April 8, 2014
Girth Robot lives!
by Girth Disciple May 29, 2013
A well endowed man, not only in length but width as well.
- a man with a codpiece that resembles the trunk of a redwood, never ending in length and unwavering in width from base to tip.
- sometimes used to describe the human pringles can.
- in Northeastern Tennessee, this is most widely know as a pseudonym for a country man with an enormous codpiece.
- a man with a codpiece that resembles the trunk of a redwood, never ending in length and unwavering in width from base to tip.
- sometimes used to describe the human pringles can.
- in Northeastern Tennessee, this is most widely know as a pseudonym for a country man with an enormous codpiece.
Rick's dick is so big, that when he slid it up in her, he still had two hands on the base. It was like a fat kid wearing a shmedium shirt. Now Rick is known as Girth Brooks.
by Captain Kack n Bahlz January 12, 2020
by payouroy March 3, 2005
When two larger men sandwich a less girthy woman between them, creating a girth sandwich of double penetration
by Guurthmonster69lmao October 8, 2018