The inevitability of the woman you marry gaining 50 lbs and becoming (likeJessica Simpson) only a fleeting memory of her best days.
"Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
"I do....hey! Wait a minute...What the hell?"
Buttons fly off the wedding dress as the bridegroom finds himself standing in front of a girlcow. This is not the woman he married just a second ago, but a much heavier, porkier version. She had been waiting the whole time to assume her natural form. Once she stopped holding it in, she let it out. She will never look like she once did ever again, especially if she's happy in her marriage.
The act of abstaining from using, buying or dealing with as a means of protest, when done by a female. Usually, but not exclusively done around "women's" issues.
A vacation with our girls, whether from college, work or anywhere we've made a connection. No husbands, boyfriends, or children allowed. Our right to walk away for a few days and just be _______(insert your first name, no titles). No discussion of men, children, problems, etc. allowed. Work discussions will only be tolerated by group vote. Fun, relaxing, and/or cuttting loose.
Girlcations are available at many large hotel chains hoping to capitalize on this travel trend. Shopping weekend in Vegas, Spa/Wine tasting in Napa Valley, Scuba diving in the Gulf of Acuba