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Turves Green Girl’s School 

A shitty school in a shitty area full of shitty pupils with Shitty teachers. Also, a girl in year ten shit on the toilet floor xx (No wonder it always stinks like fishy blood and poo).
“Turves Green Girl’s school is full of emo slags” said jezza #1. Jezza #2 replied back with “true innit I’d rather go to colmers and fiddle with year sevens than go there”
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Bordesley Green Girl's school 

Every gyal that goes here ends up with an arranged marriage or runs away from home 🏃 ♀️ exclusively only at Bordesely Green girl's school
Bordesley Green Girl's school Is a school in Birmingham full of gyal who jus love to send nudes and skets the school is well known as b-tech jezz central moretime the toilets r full of lesbians and everyone is vaping moretime the gyal that go here r clapped

Crescent Girl's School 

can ah
☆ : eh you in crescent girl's school right? how ah?
♡ : can ah

Indepedent Girl's School 

A politer form of private school, the most famous located on the Upper East Side. Often characterized by their blue/plaid/green/grey censor strips dubbed "skirts", these hoebags have an extensive amount of money up to use.

Most often, they have a grade/shoe/caffeine/credit card/clothing/overpriced school supplies/food/boy/TV/starbucks/jamba juice fetish.

Nevertheless, they consistently are able to get in a large amount of Ivy Leaugue Schools.

Many of these girls distinguish themselves as preps, plus the money. However, many of these girls try to identify with the hip hop culture, and addict themselves into gangsta rap, and often try to pass themselves of as "ghetto" or "gangsta", even thought the Upper East Side consistently lacks cocaine dealers, handguns, and impoverished public high schools. You have your rare Emo rich girl, although she possesses a large amount of money and 50+ pairs of shoes, is still depressed and listening to Panic! at the Disco. Then you have your Wannabe who tries to blend into a social sterotype, get popular and fails at both.

Many girls grow up into trophy wives, and describe their wonderful 12 years living in a brothel as a wonderful education.

To imitate a Indepedent Girl's School's school student, roll your skirt up about 3 times or over, wear large amounts of make up, find a park avenue apartment, have a large amount of cash to your disposal, own an innumerable amount of cashmere sweaters, manage to dump over two hundred dollars on overpriced school supplies made in India, carry this all in a $100 plus bag, develop a worship for the CW,and reject public transportation, suck up to most teachers, own an innumerable amount of nail polish, sex the boys, own more shoes than the population of Afghanistan, and smile that 7K invislign smile.

Cheers, and see you at the the next overpriced charity dance , where one pays an exorbitant fee to party in a oh-so- exclusive church basement.
Parent: I paid 30K a year to send her to a Indepedent Girl's School just to turn her into a a starbucks addicted, credit card addicted, overachiever hoebag?
Indepedent Girl's School by Luckey October 21, 2007

paya lebar methodist girls school 

we are all just fkin gay LMFAOO also fake grass everywhere what a waste of our budget and elitism seems to be in our blood and is inherited by batches.. like damn let's give NA and NT ppl a chance pls.. most teachers are nice and helpful but that's when i used to be in school... _ 99% of the girls here r gay or act gay, and we usually don't know how to act around guys.. i would still defend this school though if anyone else made a comment about us
hey isn't your girlfriend from paya lebar methodist girls school? she's probably gay

St Albans Girls School (STAGS) 

a nunnery.
people who go their will be forced to endure hour long speeches about being young ladies and fruitful.
Person: you go to St Albans Girls School (STAGS) ?
STAGS student: *nods*
Person: i'm sorry

Paya Lebar Methodist Girls School 

A nunnery that produces linguistically talented bisexuals & bimbos. Hallelujah?
Wah you in Paya Lebar Methodist Girls School for how long liao? Nunnery sia, you confirm like girls also right