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Gradolescence 

The awkward, five-to-ten-year phase of physical and emotional maturation from bloated, juvenile college graduate to reasonably normal-looking, functioning, and considerably more bitter adult.
We anticipate our Tim will finally move out of the basement, put his B.A. in English to good use and stop looking like an alcoholic once the gradolescence wears off.
Gradolescence by ZuckaBot February 28, 2011
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Slang for "granola."
Princess ate her granoler bar because she was very ungry.
granoler by mayo79 April 14, 2008

Granmole 

(1) an unfortunate mole found on female politicians with a 900 number porn voice, a megalomaniacal desire for power, and an inability to reconcile their policy with their religion.

(2) a mole that wishes it was on Cindy Crawford and not on Jennifer Granholm.
Politician: I was totally going to climb her Capitol Hill until I caught a glimpse of that Granmole.
grandle by Unknown June 2, 2003

granoley 

Taking a chunky shit and forcing it up the ass of another person, dry, so it anally ruptures them.
Damn, my girl friend is on that freaky type shit. Last night, she wanted me to granoley with her, after making me eat weird food for dinner.
granoley by FreakBoi September 4, 2016

GrandLet 

Grandma who Lets her grandchildren do whatever they want and get everything they want
He Love to stay with his GrandLet she lets him have his way
GrandLet by MzBlackice December 16, 2022

granolesque 

Having the attributes of granola.
He's still in his granolesque stage - fruity and nutty.
granolesque by lady j March 16, 2005