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Ruptured Ginsberg

Otherwise known as the Blake Siegel injury, it is an injury in which the magnitude of the hurt can not be measured, and the location of the injury can not be pinpointed. When asked "Where's the Ginsberg" one must reply with "The Ginsberg is everywhere, yet nowhere - similar to the Dickens"
"Hey Jim! What happened to you?!"
"Oh, Adam, I have a Ruptured Ginsberg."
"What's a Ginsberg Jim?"
"Adam, what's not a Ginsberg?"
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dirty ginsberg

when you spunk on a guy's back and then writer your initials in the puddle of goo with the tip of your johnson
No I've never heard of anyone getting a dirty ginsberg but I imagine it is possible...
dirty ginsberg by Dr. Simulacra October 17, 2013

Ginsburgesque

An adjective describing an action taken by someone reminiscent of the courage, tenacity, intellectual brilliance, and capacity for empathy exemplified by Supreme Court Justice, Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
She was positively Ginsburgesque in her powerful and carefully honed, constitutionally based arguments for reproductive choice!
Ginsburgesque by Dr Bunnygirl September 19, 2020

Ginsburger 

Immortal. He is a shapeshifter that was many of the most prominent roles in history. He was Julius Caesar, then ran away after faking his death, and became other people. He was also Genghis Khan, Charles Darwin, Charlemagne, and Mansa Musa. It is believed his current form is Morgan Freeman, but that is unconfirmed.

He is described as "ginsing" around, and you can say he is "such a gins". He is more powerful than Zeus, and is the brother of Jesus
Man, did you hear about the legend of the Ginsburger?
Ginsburger by NutBuster8000 July 29, 2019

The Full Ginsberg 

1. Name of the attorney for Monica Lewinsky who hit all the Sunday Morning talk shows back in the "what is your definition of is?" Bill Clinton BJ Scandal.

2. References anyone (most recently Barack Obama) who goes to all the Sunday Morning talk shows to push an issue. Person is usually loved or hated after this excursion.
Person 1: Dude, did you see Pres. Obama on the sunday morning talk shows this past week?

Person 2: No man, I was totally hungover and watching the NFL, but I hear he pulled "The Full Ginsberg"
The Full Ginsberg by resdog502 September 23, 2009

Darth Vader Ginsberg 

A vampire-penguin that sits on the U.S. Spreme Court.

Allen Ginsberg 

A revolutionary, subversive and non-violent poet who became known for his association with the beatniks of the late forties and fifties, but later became involved in the flower children movement of the sixties. His controversial poem, "Howl," was tried in obscenity court for its content, but Ginsberg was victorious in its acquittal.
Allen Ginsberg by tizzicolton September 26, 2010