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Genitalsies 

Genitalsies is a game with origins similar to that of 'footsies', but instead of using your feet, you use your genitals.
Dennis: "Jess, are you playing genitalsies with me?"
Jess: "Maybe."
Genitalsies by DR. N + JB November 21, 2010

Show me your genitals

A funny sexist rap video on youtube made by Canadian comedian Jon LaJoie.
"It's not sexist coz im saying it in a song,
thats right bitch now take off your thong and
show me your genitals..." etc
Show me your genitals by kurtas August 27, 2008

show me your genitals

something that girls need to do more of

genitals 

my genitals swing freely
genitals by Winnie The Shit November 13, 2003

Crocodile Genitals 

Unlike snakes and lizards, crocodiles do not have a hemipenis. Their penis is fully erected at all times. Their gentials are inside of the them all the time and only comes out for procreation or to urinate. Caiman and alligators have the same problem. While snakes and lizards have a hard time masturbating. Crocodiles have short arms and can't reach their genitals and even if they did, it's already erected. When the Sarcosuchus was still alive, it had massive genitals, but had short arms. The spinosaurus had to jerk it off.
Sarcosuchus: I need to be jerked off again!

Spinosaurus: Crocodile Genitals are fucking massive.