Ginger is the god of gingers. Like gingers he has all the same features, he is just more awesome then his normal counterparts. Some may know him as Dylan, but that is just the name of his human vessel.

Ginger is the has been to take the form of a human being, but this is because of the deceitful nature of gingers and is trying to trick you. He is a nice, loving god but if you get on his bad side he will unleash his divine wraith upon thee and will make you wish you were never born. he has also on occasion unleashed he is army of gingers to kidnap people in the night. There are ways to appease him though, he enjoys sacrifices of food and drink(virgin sacrifices are welcome to), worship of him, and gifts of video games, movies and comic books. He will also be pleased with sex from women and only women. Ginger is known to converse with his oracle that is a magical talking toucan named Toucan. He also believes people with the initials J.B. are douches.

Remember that he is the most amazing thing ever, better than anything else and is incredibly sexy.
Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy because he didn't sacrifice a virgin the almighty and awesome Ginger?

Person 2: No, what?

Person 1: A legion of soulless gingers came and took him to bring to their amazing and wonderful god!

Person 2: That's terrible!
by True believer of Ginger May 01, 2012
"Ginger" is a name given to a homosapian with ginger hair. "gingers" can range with a variety of hair shades e.g. Auburn, Strawberry Blonde & Firey red. NATURAL GINGERS have golden highlights & lowlights in their hair. "gingers" without the highlights tend to have dyed it ginger. Gingers are by fact, quite short tempered and aggresive. I am aswell, but i try and control it. What the youth of today don't realise is that gingers DO have souls and are NOT creatures of the night & so on, and so forth. That is infact and LIE brought to attention by south park. Some tan, some don't, some have freckles, some don't. Just because people say they have to refer to a certain skin tone and or appearance, doesn't make it true. We do have feelings aswell. Aswell as this, gingers are well known to be quite slim, and sexy, or cute and bubbley. Or all four. ANyone who picks on a ginger, are normally jealous of our indevidual/unique look. AND NO! OUR GINGER RACE IS NOT IN DANGER OF EXTINCTION!!! there are more of us than you think... Most dye their hair a different colour because of people who bully them about it...
Blonde: *Hahahahah* Look at CARROT TOP"

Ginger: *breaks legs* I'd rather be ginger than an idiotic bimbo like yourself.
by CarrotTopMonsterrr November 05, 2010
Often used as term to describe a redheaded, souless, and freckled person. This term is developing as a derogatory phrase and the same rules as nigger are beginning to apply.

A ginger may only be called 'Ginger' by other gingers. It is not socially acceptable for people outside of this small group to call a redheaded person a ginger to their face. Behind their back is acceptable, although one must be sure a daywalker is near by, as they are often confused of their status and sometimes will take offense.

The reason for this growing discrimination awareness is the recent discovery of mass ginger extermination during the Witch Trails. Discrimination against gingers can be considered even more unacceptable than racism.
White Guy: "Hey, ya ginger! You have no soul!"
Black Guy: "Yeah, ginger!"

*Silence of entire area.*

White Guy: "What did I do? A man can't say ginger around here?"
Black Guy: "Yeah, is God gonna smite us down or something?"

*DEATH*
by Racte April 24, 2009
Typically a person of European descent. Although, even people of Middle Eastern as well as mixed descent have been known to have a hair color in the amber spectrum.

The bigotry and intolerant prejudice displayed by the bland and boring black hair / brown eyed variety of human is mind-bogglingly shallow and unpleasantly retarded.
Whenever some idiot says to a Ginger: "Your hair's not red, it's orange; so, why do YOU call it red!?"

It's best to always respond in kind, with something like: "Your hair's the color of shit; so, why do you call it brown?"

Nicole Kidman is a strawberry blond, Lindsey Lohan is an deeper auburn, Julianne Moore is a deep red as well. Nobody gets to choose how they'll look, so the only people without souls are those cruel enough to make it an issue to begin with.
by shitbrownbeauty January 29, 2010
A person with red hair, pale skin, and freckles.

They are superior to all yet considered non-human.

They are aliens who came over from the red planet (Mars) on a space ship.

Gingers will someday rule the world.
gingers are anybody with red hair freckles and pale skin
by Ginger4lyfe June 02, 2009
Ginger people have been discriminated against throughout history due to the colour of their ginger hair. Ironically, ginger is an anagram of the word "nigger", and whilst there have been moves from gingers to unite with black people throughout the world to form a united front against oppression, they are nevertheless ridiculed by all races. Regarded as a "sub-species" gingers have tried desperately to embrace black culture based on the success of the cultural and political subversion of the word "nigger" as an insult, to one of racial empowerment.
Black person: "Waazzup mah nigger?"
Other black people: "Waaaazzaup maaaaah niggaaaaaar!!!!"
Non-black people: "man that's cool - I wish I could say that too!"

Ginger person: "What's up my ginger?"
Other ginger person: "Hello. What's up my ginger?"
Non-ginger person: "...Cunts"
by GingerGod March 14, 2011
A ginger is someone with red hair and freckles. I am a ginger myself and i take pride in being a ginger and im not any different from anyone else im the sweetest person youll ever meet but if you fuck with me or call me names ill fuck your shit up :) just lik anyone else would so dont single us gingers out from the rest bc your just making yourself look lik a prick.
ginger: carrot top
by maryjanee420 September 15, 2010
A ginger is a person with red hair, white skin, and freckles.
Gingers DO have souls.
Ginger is not an offinsive term.
Random guy: "HAHA, your a ginger, you have no soul!
Ginger: *breaks other guys kneecaps*
by Killface X February 04, 2010

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